I'm sorry to say, Chris, that I truly enjoyed that 2CV clip from HubNut 😌
He really knows his Deux Chevaux doesn't he?
I know you hate the little contraptions and I can almost understand why, but I would have one in a heartbeat if I had space to keep it. Sadly, my current dwelling only has a two car drive and one of the spaces is occupied by our Volunteer Bureau Car Service vehicle, which I keep here at home.
One day, when I no longer require a large, powerful car, I might sell the 'Octagun' and buy a fully restored 'tin snail' and just have fun...